Absolute genius! Pretty much sums up my experience with our chooks. If you’re a fool like me you’ll agree to adopt 6 battery hens, end up with 23 and live in fear of falling in the paddock in case the chickens eat you! The only piece of advice you’ve missed is never bend over near your chooks exposing any amount of skin is an irresistible invite
Thanks, Ian. When I publish later this week I think I'll cross-post this one on the chickens. It too is rich in insight into the feathered devil birds that have tricked humanity for far too long.
Absolute genius! Pretty much sums up my experience with our chooks. If you’re a fool like me you’ll agree to adopt 6 battery hens, end up with 23 and live in fear of falling in the paddock in case the chickens eat you! The only piece of advice you’ve missed is never bend over near your chooks exposing any amount of skin is an irresistible invite
Brilliant. And so true! Especially the pecking. Little bastards.
Ian, extremely funny and truthful. Thank you. Of course, we know all about roosters too, right? https://charlesmandel.substack.com/p/winner-winner-uh-rooster-dinner
Oh that is gold. I'm re-posting that one! So true.
Thanks, Ian. When I publish later this week I think I'll cross-post this one on the chickens. It too is rich in insight into the feathered devil birds that have tricked humanity for far too long.
Ah ha ha! True. We've uncovered their nefarious plot. All farm animals are plotting against us I am sure. :)
Not just the farm animals, Ian. The domestic pets as well! I may have to write about my ridiculous Border Collie sisters soon.